Take Public Transportation!

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Hey Witt, it’s snowing! So I heard CLTV this morning say “The city is encouraging you to take public transportation to avoid the messy roadways”. Um, don’t you mean stand in mushy snow at a bus stop for about 20 minutes and then spend 10 bucks on a cab? Do you encourage us to do that city? The trains are no better. The public transit system freaks out more than your car does. It’s like the train sees snow and turns into a dog when it thunders. You know, scared and under the bed. The city says take public transportation. I say drive. It’s just a ploy to pump up the CTA numbers for budget time. You heard it here first, folks.

snow.jpg

Hey Witt, it’s snowing! So I heard CLTV this morning say “The city is encouraging you to take public transportation to avoid the messy roadways”. Um, don’t you mean stand in mushy snow at a bus stop for about 20 minutes and then spend 10 bucks on a cab? Do you encourage us to do that city? The trains are no better. The public transit system freaks out more than your car does. It’s like the train sees snow and turns into a dog when it thunders. You know, scared and under the bed. The city says take public transportation. I say drive. It’s just a ploy to pump up the CTA numbers for budget time. You heard it here first, folks.

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