Note to Chicago Businesses

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Take it down. Take down your Bears stuff. If you dressed up your building orange and blue, change it back. If you decorated the lights in yoru skyscraper, pay someone to flip some switches. It’s been over a week. Come on people. When you keep it up, you remind us of our gaping wounds. And one final note: If you put stocking caps on your statues out front your comedy club, take them off. Don’t be a stereotypical actor. You are embarrassing the city right now. If not, I’ll come take it down for you. You hear me Bernie Sahlins? Take it down!

bears.jpg

Take it down. Take down your Bears stuff. If you dressed up your building orange and blue, change it back. If you decorated the lights in yoru skyscraper, pay someone to flip some switches. It’s been over a week. Come on people. When you keep it up, you remind us of our gaping wounds. And one final note: If you put stocking caps on your statues out front your comedy club, take them off. Don’t be a stereotypical actor. You are embarrassing the city right now. If not, I’ll come take it down for you. You hear me Bernie Sahlins? Take it down!

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