Can Someone Please Keep Me Up to Date!!!?

Show of hands? Who forgot to tell me that Mariah was in Playboy this month? You know I spend countless hours at night googling “naked” “mariah” “sweet, sweet, fantasy, baby, unplugged” to snag a glimpse. Then, walking by the magazine aisle, I see this. So then I buy 15 copies. $128.66. And the rub? She doesn’t get naked. Nope, she just offers up the same pictures accompanied by an article. At least Debbie Gibson gave us something to remember. Someday Mariah, your star will burn out. Then maybe you will show us your boobs.
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Show of hands? Who forgot to tell me that Mariah was in Playboy this month? You know I spend countless hours at night googling “naked” “mariah” “sweet, sweet, fantasy, baby, unplugged” to snag a glimpse. Then, walking by the magazine aisle, I see this. So then I buy 15 copies. $128.66. And the rub? She doesn’t get naked. Nope, she just offers up the same pictures accompanied by an article. At least Debbie Gibson gave us something to remember. Someday Mariah, your star will burn out. Then maybe you will show us your boobs.
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