Tips for a Big City Asshole #1

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I have become a bonified “Big City Asshole”. But it didn’t happen overnight. After spending more than a decade dealing with all the big city of Chicago has to offer, I’ve built up a hardened outside shell. Like that chocolate shell that goes over the ice cream cone? But instead of chocolate, it’s asshole. So this is a new series on the site where I give you a tip on how to best be a “Big City Asshole”. Today?

When drunk at the Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins combo (has to be the combo), stand over by the Baskin Robbins section. It will be closed, but stand over there and get the attention of the worker. He or She will walk over from the Dunkin Donuts side to the Baskin Robbins side to tell you they are closed. But when they get over to you, go ahead and say “I’ll have a large coffee with cream/sugar and a jelly donut”. That was fun, ordering from the wrong side. You are now well on your way to becoming a Big City Asshole. Congrats.

dunkin.jpg

I have become a bonified “Big City Asshole”. But it didn’t happen overnight. After spending more than a decade dealing with all the big city of Chicago has to offer, I’ve built up a hardened outside shell. Like that chocolate shell that goes over the ice cream cone? But instead of chocolate, it’s asshole. So this is a new series on the site where I give you a tip on how to best be a “Big City Asshole”. Today?

When drunk at the Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins combo (has to be the combo), stand over by the Baskin Robbins section. It will be closed, but stand over there and get the attention of the worker. He or She will walk over from the Dunkin Donuts side to the Baskin Robbins side to tell you they are closed. But when they get over to you, go ahead and say “I’ll have a large coffee with cream/sugar and a jelly donut”. That was fun, ordering from the wrong side. You are now well on your way to becoming a Big City Asshole. Congrats.

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