Anna Nicole Finally Out-Tragic’s Herself

I think that last post was in bad taste. If you don’t have anything nice to say about the dead, at least accompany it with viral video of outtakes from her best movie.

I think that last post was in bad taste. If you don’t have anything nice to say about the dead, at least accompany it with viral video of outtakes from her best movie.


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The movie is called Skyscraper and it might be the best thing you’ve ever seen. I bought a copy of it for my Mom for Christmas a while back and it is drop-dead funny, oh shit, that was the wrong adjective modifier.

How fucking tragic was Anna Nicole’s life? Jeesh. All these articles about her death all mentioned how she worked in the chicken shack in Underfunded School System, TX or wherever. You know, having come from Let’s Beat That Fag Up, OH myself I often feel bad for those that I left behind who haven’t gotten the opportunity to get out of the small town and see more of the world or happen into larger opportunities. However, if Anna Nicole had stayed at the chicken shack, she’d still be alive. But I’m not so certain that being alive was one of Anna’s top priorities. A depressed, drug-addicted, white-trash, gold-digging bimbo, who married her sleazy lawyer the week after her son died on their wedding island, after being the biggest joke in America on national tv. Yipes, it’s like a tragedy contest going on there. Rest In Peace, because I’m not certain you ever lived that way.

As a sidenote, given my relocation to L.A., Anna Nicole’s death now affects through one degree of seperation. I have a friend who’s a producer for E! Over the last month weeks she’s been producing a Celebrity Fuckups show, about Lindsay Lohan, Tom Cruise, Anna Nicole, anybody who’s fucked up in the last year, and the show has been cursed with all kinds of technical errors and productions errors. Every frame of the show has a digital effect and there’s probably 200 edits in the show because, well, it’s an E! show. So the show takes like two days to render. They had rendered the whole show, only to find out something was wrong with a bunch of the footage that had to be swapped out, so it all got swapped out, then you have retransition everything and then render for another couple days. …then Anna Nicole dies, so you have to take her segment out or you’ll look cruel. Cursed.

She also said Anna Nicole makes some sort of appearance on E! every couple hours, so the whole schedule had to be augmented and all those shows had to be re-edited. You can’t run the True Hollywood story on Nicole with the wrong ending.

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