R.I.P. – Anna Nicole Smith

Anna Nicole

Just announced. Anna Nicole Smith is dead.

How does one make this funny and tasteful?

Or is that even possible?

Anna Nicole… we’ll….miss(?) you.(??) Thanks for… all the months – years – of… fun. You were a pioneer in stripper’s rights. We take off our 9″ spike heels for you.

That’s the best I could do.

Ding Dong – the Ding Dong is Dead (Ed. – wow. this got really
tasteless really quick.)

Anna Nicole

A tasteful and funny eulogy.