If Dave M. Isn’t Playing, Do I Have to Watch the Game?

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The Cubs announced today that Dave Matthews has cancelled his shows at Wrigley Field this summer. Now what the hell are we gonna do? I go every year! I’m the quintessential Cubs fan! Wait, if Dave isn’t playing does that mean we actually have to watch the game? Nah. I’m true blue. We don’t watch the game! We just pay a ton of cash for a dozen Special Exports, a floppy hat, 7 Connies Pizza slices, a new Soriano jersey, a LandRover (with Cub hood cover), 3 beer-tub chicks from Excalibur, a box of Rocks, 6 Mai-Thais, the new Matchbox 20 CD, another LandRover and a catheter so we don’t have to pee. Wait, we’ll just pee on new condos. Why? Cause I’m an awesome Cubs Fan!!!!! YEAHAAAHHHAAAH!!!!!!!

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The Cubs announced today that Dave Matthews has cancelled his shows at Wrigley Field this summer. Now what the hell are we gonna do? I go every year! I’m the quintessential Cubs fan! Wait, if Dave isn’t playing does that mean we actually have to watch the game? Nah. I’m true blue. We don’t watch the game! We just pay a ton of cash for a dozen Special Exports, a floppy hat, 7 Connies Pizza slices, a new Soriano jersey, a LandRover (with Cub hood cover), 3 beer-tub chicks from Excalibur, a box of Rocks, 6 Mai-Thais, the new Matchbox 20 CD, another LandRover and a catheter so we don’t have to pee. Wait, we’ll just pee on new condos. Why? Cause I’m an awesome Cubs Fan!!!!! YEAHAAAHHHAAAH!!!!!!!

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