Emperor’s Royal Guard Says

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“Hey guys, come on, listen up for a second. Just one second. Okay, thanks. Okay. The reason I want to be the Sophomore Class Treasurer is because . . . come on, guys! Okay. The reason I want to represent you as Sophomore Class Treasurer is experience I’ve gained as an Imperial Royal Guard, and also for running the budgets for S.A.D.D. last year. One time, we enountered a slight overage when William McGee ordered too much Dr. Pepper. I was able to transfer emergency funds from the decoration line item, and the problem was solved. So don’t forget to Vote Red this Thursday — and, well . . . that’s it. Thank you.”

vintERGloose-m.jpg

“Hey guys, come on, listen up for a second. Just one second. Okay, thanks. Okay. The reason I want to be the Sophomore Class Treasurer is because . . . come on, guys! Okay. The reason I want to represent you as Sophomore Class Treasurer is experience I’ve gained as an Imperial Royal Guard, and also for running the budgets for S.A.D.D. last year. One time, we enountered a slight overage when William McGee ordered too much Dr. Pepper. I was able to transfer emergency funds from the decoration line item, and the problem was solved. So don’t forget to Vote Red this Thursday — and, well . . . that’s it. Thank you.”

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