An Open Letter To My Starbucks Cup

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AH! Dammit. Quit dripping! I hate this, there’s this little gap where the cup comes together and it never seals properly and it drips all over my hand. Oh man, it’s all over my friggin’ hand, this is so annoying. I see why the Chinese tell the truth after an hour of this. Stop it! Just stop! Allright…If I drink it down to a certain level it will stop, there’s a plan. Just stop! Allright, I’ll drink some more. Still dripping…what the f…argh! I know there are much bigger problems, I know there are people starving in the world (which I hate) but this is pissing me off. AGAIN! come on! I’ve drank it down like and inch, just…please…STOP DRIPPING. Allright, I know this cost me two bucks, but I’m this annoyed. There, now a second inch of coffee is on the sidewalk, just stop dripping on my hand, please. …hey…okay…finally… AH SHIT! What the hell! What mathematical formula can justify how far that coffee just shot out of the cup, into the air, and all over my arm??!?!?!!

starbucks.jpg

AH! Dammit. Quit dripping! I hate this, there’s this little gap where the cup comes together and it never seals properly and it drips all over my hand. Oh man, it’s all over my friggin’ hand, this is so annoying. I see why the Chinese tell the truth after an hour of this. Stop it! Just stop! Allright…If I drink it down to a certain level it will stop, there’s a plan. Just stop! Allright, I’ll drink some more. Still dripping…what the f…argh! I know there are much bigger problems, I know there are people starving in the world (which I hate) but this is pissing me off. AGAIN! come on! I’ve drank it down like and inch, just…please…STOP DRIPPING. Allright, I know this cost me two bucks, but I’m this annoyed. There, now a second inch of coffee is on the sidewalk, just stop dripping on my hand, please. …hey…okay…finally… AH SHIT! What the hell! What mathematical formula can justify how far that coffee just shot out of the cup, into the air, and all over my arm??!?!?!!

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