Body Worlds Makes Me Say “Yum!”

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I was thinking of just writing about the Bears for the next couple months, just because I know you didn’t get enough of it in the last couple weeks. Or not. I can’t even turn on AM radio right now. It’s like the day after you go to the Olive Garden and you find that the breadsticks are unlimited. So you eat, say 23. The next day you swear off breadsticks. At least til mini-camp. I saw Body Worlds over the weekend. More after the jump.

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I was thinking of just writing about the Bears for the next couple months, just because I know you didn’t get enough of it in the last couple weeks. Or not. I can’t even turn on AM radio right now. It’s like the day after you go to the Olive Garden and you find that the breadsticks are unlimited. So you eat, say 23. The next day you swear off breadsticks. At least til mini-camp. I saw Body Worlds over the weekend. More after the jump.

bodyworlds.jpg

I was thinking of just writing about the Bears for the next couple months, just because I know you didn’t get enough of it in the last couple weeks. Or not. I can’t even turn on AM radio right now. It’s like the day after you go to the Olive Garden and you find that the breadsticks are unlimited. So you eat, say 23. The next day you swear off breadsticks. At least til mini-camp. I saw Body Worlds over the weekend. More after the jump.

BODY WORLDS 2 MEANS 2 TIMES THE GROSS!

I wasn’t really grossed out by it. It was fascinating. I will say though that I thought the shoulder muscles looked a little bit like pot roast. Which by the way sounds really good right now. What will it take for society to recognize pot roast as a breakfast food!

SOMEONE TEACHING OLD DOGS NEW TRICKS?

Recently, I’ve noticed a ton of paragraph and line break codes making it into Sun-Times stories on-line. I have a feeling they are making old reporters over there post their own stories? I would love to be in a training session when they are teaching one of those old white fatties from the editorial page how to post. “It’s Greater than sign, followed by a b, followed by a backslash, followed by a less than sign”. Old white fatty: “What the hell did you just say?” It’s kind of a new fun game. Go to their site before 8am and count how many formatting errors there are. Winner gets a date with Sneed.

IMPRESS THESE APES!

Goodness! So I have very little time in my schedule, especially with the 4 hours of make-up I put on every morning. Unfortunately, I have found a new addiction to take up one more night of my life. It’s called “Impress These Apes“. It’s a show up at the Playground theater and it pits 8 contestants against each other in an 8 week talent show. They are judged by apes. Not to get hokey, but watching the contestants last night perform original lead-in scenes to broadway tunes and then perform the songs was incredible. Last week they were all incredible on the magic tricks, this week they blew my mind with musical theater. OK, never thought I would say that last sentence in my life. Anyway, they have 3 weeks left and I am going to go back. Best part? It’s totally packed. It was 0 last night and the theater was filled. It’s called a hit people! Better Part than the best part? They put all the videos up of last night’s performances. You can follow along, virtually!

ASTUTE BROTHERLY OBSERVATION

My Bro gave me the only piece of post-game fodder. He said “Dude, they said Kyle Orton looked good runnin the practices this year and you know he’s got that cannon for an arm, so he might be ready to take over next year”. Ah, it starts.

FINALLY – THIS HURTS

So I am down and out like many Chicagoans about their football team losing in the Super Bowl. Yesterday I listened to an unnamed radio station news anchor give me the score. He then proceeds to tell me that the parade for the Indianapolis Colts will be held at 4pm
in downtown Indianapolis. Whaaatt? Why the hell did you tell me that? That has nothing to do with anything except to rub it in. Have you no civic pride? It’s not like we are clamoring for that information! Wait! He didn’t tell us where the Colts were having their parade!!!!!

This is the same anchor who said not to tailgate cause it would be too cold and the same anchor who told me he wasn’t going to watch the game cause he doesn’t like football. Note to anchor: Stop it. Just stop it.

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