In My Never-Ending Search for a C&D…

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It’s just this thing I have. I feel as though you haven’t really “arrived” as a blog until you get a Cease and Desist letter from some major corporation. It’s like earning your strips. Gives you street cred.

Gives you something you can tell your kids about.

“Hey Matthew, George, Ana-Lucia, Margaret, Gregory, Arnold, Butternut, Bilbo – come gather round, your papa’s got a story about this one time, he went up agains Apple.”

So here’s my latest attempt.

Turns out that the world of fanboys went crazy when they saw the new Jesus Phone from Apple. It does everything – makes calls, gets messages AND will save your soul. On top of that – when Mr. Jobs did his Keynote announcing it, he did a demo, which included a ringtone that sounded this close to Angels dancing on happy clouds while eating cheezy poofs.

I wanted that ringtone. So did half the nation. Nay. The entire nation – you just don’t know it yet. Well. I found it – and a couple other sites got C&Ds when they posted them, so here’s my shot at it. Ready?

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE OFFICIAL RINGTONE OF THE APPLE IPHONE!

(PUH-LEEZ let a lawyer be reading this!)

jesusphone.jpg

It’s just this thing I have. I feel as though you haven’t really “arrived” as a blog until you get a Cease and Desist letter from some major corporation. It’s like earning your strips. Gives you street cred.

Gives you something you can tell your kids about.

“Hey Matthew, George, Ana-Lucia, Margaret, Gregory, Arnold, Butternut, Bilbo – come gather round, your papa’s got a story about this one time, he went up agains Apple.”

So here’s my latest attempt.

Turns out that the world of fanboys went crazy when they saw the new Jesus Phone from Apple. It does everything – makes calls, gets messages AND will save your soul. On top of that – when Mr. Jobs did his Keynote announcing it, he did a demo, which included a ringtone that sounded this close to Angels dancing on happy clouds while eating cheezy poofs.

I wanted that ringtone. So did half the nation. Nay. The entire nation – you just don’t know it yet. Well. I found it – and a couple other sites got C&Ds when they posted them, so here’s my shot at it. Ready?

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE OFFICIAL RINGTONE OF THE APPLE IPHONE!

(PUH-LEEZ let a lawyer be reading this!)

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