Vista + Daily Show = Drinking Game!

Daily Show

So Bill Gates – yes – THAT Bill Gates – is going on The Daily Show to shell his wares – the new MS Operating System – Vista.

First – a word of warning – Vista is not for the faint of heart (you know who you are). If you decided to upgrade, do not call me, asking for advice. Like when you did from Windows 95 to 98. Then again from 98 to ME. Then again from ME to 2000. Then again from 2000 to XP. Then from XP to XP SP2. That’s it. 5 upgrades. That’s all you get.

Second – a fun little game to play when Mr. Bill steps up to Stewart’s plate – ready? Grab your favorite bottle of alcohol. Me? I’m going with Frangelico. Why? Because that’s how I roll.

  • one shot every time he mentions the word Vista or Xbox 360
  • two if he namedrops the Zune
  • a whole bottle if he mentions iPhone or Apple by name

Guaranteed to make you laugh or get you hammered, either way.

Daily Show

So Bill Gates – yes – THAT Bill Gates – is going on The Daily Show to shell his wares – the new MS Operating System – Vista.

First – a word of warning – Vista is not for the faint of heart (you know who you are). If you decided to upgrade, do not call me, asking for advice. Like when you did from Windows 95 to 98. Then again from 98 to ME. Then again from ME to 2000. Then again from 2000 to XP. Then from XP to XP SP2. That’s it. 5 upgrades. That’s all you get.

Second – a fun little game to play when Mr. Bill steps up to Stewart’s plate – ready? Grab your favorite bottle of alcohol. Me? I’m going with Frangelico. Why? Because that’s how I roll.

  • one shot every time he mentions the word Vista or Xbox 360
  • two if he namedrops the Zune
  • a whole bottle if he mentions iPhone or Apple by name

Guaranteed to make you laugh or get you hammered, either way.

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