Some emails I’ve been sending to Apple

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When Apple’s Safari web program crashes, it generates a report outlining the cause of the crash. If you like, you can send a personal message to Apple’s Person In Charge of Messages from Safari Crashes.



Here are a few I’ve been sending:

Safari.png

When Apple’s Safari web program crashes, it generates a report outlining the cause of the crash. If you like, you can send a personal message to Apple’s Person In Charge of Messages from Safari Crashes.

Here are a few I’ve been sending:

“Hey guys, Sandy here. Looks like Safari’s down. Take a look and let me know what you find. The cause is outlined below. Thanks, SM.”

“Fellas! How’s it going? Quick thing for ya: Safari’s down again. Let’s roll our sleeves up and knock this one out of the park. Move all of your other priorities aside and bump this one up to Number One. Thanks, SM.”

“Hey guys, happened again. Wouldn’t you guess it — Safari’s down. Can you believe it? Three times in one day! Good thing we’re not real people with real shit to do! HA! Email me and we’ll grab lunch and fix this sucka. Cya!”

“Gents, here’s the deal — we got to fix this Safari. I’m sure there’s at least one a-hole out there who’s experiencing these same problems. Let’s write him back and let him know that we’re on the problem and, let’s see . . . tell him we’re ‘Troubleshooting’ and that ‘Our primary point man is out for the rest of the day in client meetings’. Something like that? SM.”

“Guys, let’s meet at 3 pm today. Re: Safari crashing 5 times in one day. Thanks, SM.”

Safari.png

When Apple’s Safari web program crashes, it generates a report outlining the cause of the crash. If you like, you can send a personal message to Apple’s Person In Charge of Messages from Safari Crashes.

Here are a few I’ve been sending:

“Hey guys, Sandy here. Looks like Safari’s down. Take a look and let me know what you find. The cause is outlined below. Thanks, SM.”

“Fellas! How’s it going? Quick thing for ya: Safari’s down again. Let’s roll our sleeves up and knock this one out of the park. Move all of your other priorities aside and bump this one up to Number One. Thanks, SM.”

“Hey guys, happened again. Wouldn’t you guess it — Safari’s down. Can you believe it? Three times in one day! Good thing we’re not real people with real shit to do! HA! Email me and we’ll grab lunch and fix this sucka. Cya!”

“Gents, here’s the deal — we got to fix this Safari. I’m sure there’s at least one a-hole out there who’s experiencing these same problems. Let’s write him back and let him know that we’re on the problem and, let’s see . . . tell him we’re ‘Troubleshooting’ and that ‘Our primary point man is out for the rest of the day in client meetings’. Something like that? SM.”

“Guys, let’s meet at 3 pm today. Re: Safari crashing 5 times in one day. Thanks, SM.”

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