Hey Lasalle Bank – Wake up.

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This is an open letter to Lasalle Bank in Chicago. Hey, I know you do the marathons, but how bout opening up your bank branches in the loop earlier than 9am. Everyone has to be at work at 9am. Shit, everyone is in the Loop by 8am. How bout you join us? It’s 2007.

LaSalle.jpg

This is an open letter to Lasalle Bank in Chicago. Hey, I know you do the marathons, but how bout opening up your bank branches in the loop earlier than 9am. Everyone has to be at work at 9am. Shit, everyone is in the Loop by 8am. How bout you join us? It’s 2007.

LaSalle.jpg

This is an open letter to Lasalle Bank in Chicago. Hey, I know you do the marathons, but how bout opening up your bank branches in the loop earlier than 9am. Everyone has to be at work at 9am. Shit, everyone is in the Loop by 8am. How bout you join us? It’s 2007.

OUT OF COMMISSION

So I am up in the Schad office all day without internet. Adam is still alive, he is just squatting at several couches, and will be back on-line soon. But Kate came in yesterday and said she saw Ditka yelling on TV. I was intrigued. Was he yelling at Saints fans? Was he mad about the smoking ban? Was he pissed at Giangreco for when he made fun of Walter? Then I came home and read all about how he wasn’t rooting for the Bears. So what. Who cares, he’s just some fat bag of gas that wants to be remembered as the only winner in town. Wouldn’t you want to hold on if you had nothing else?

MEMO TO NATIONAL SPORTS MEDIA

Hey, Chicago has had huge disasters too. Um, the Great Chicago fire? and don’t forget about Leopold and Loeb. And once a year a car drives onto Michigan Avenue, injuring somebody. So remember that next time you start talking “team of destiny”.

NON-SMOKERS UNITE

I walked up to the corner store with Witt to get some smokes. The price? $7.95 for a pack of Camel Lights. $7.95. Now, I don’t smoke and I believe in the luxury/sin tax. But don’t you think this is a little ridiculous? Where does the government get off? I smell a class action law suit. I guarantee by the year 2012, every smoker will be awarded 3 dollars for winning that case against the state of Illinois. The store owner said he bought his pack in Buffalo Grove.

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