Commander Adama (12″) Says

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“Yeah, but I just feel like it’s too much. You don’t think so? But it’s for the buyer’s guide. It’s not for the joke buyer’s guide . . . you think me standing in front of a bigger photo of me is a good idea? What? NO. Again . . . it’s just one robe. I’m wearing one single robe with four folds. It’s a regular robe that has two more folds than the regular two-folded robe you might have seen on some other ship, and I found it — wait, WHATEVER. Nobody cares. The buyer’s guide. I wanna lose this back photo. Wait, fuck it. I got it. Blank starfield, NO ME. Just an open starfield. Cool? (sigh) NO. It has velcro on the other two folds.”

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“Yeah, but I just feel like it’s too much. You don’t think so? But it’s for the buyer’s guide. It’s not for the joke buyer’s guide . . . you think me standing in front of a bigger photo of me is a good idea? What? NO. Again . . . it’s just one robe. I’m wearing one single robe with four folds. It’s a regular robe that has two more folds than the regular two-folded robe you might have seen on some other ship, and I found it — wait, WHATEVER. Nobody cares. The buyer’s guide. I wanna lose this back photo. Wait, fuck it. I got it. Blank starfield, NO ME. Just an open starfield. Cool? (sigh) NO. It has velcro on the other two folds.”

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