L.A. vs. L.A.

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Last night middle America had the opportunity to watch Los Angeles blow smoke up it’s own ass (Golden Globes) or watch Los Angeles blow up in smoke (24). Watching the two simultaneously made for one Hollywood centric night. More after the jump.

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Last night middle America had the opportunity to watch Los Angeles blow smoke up it’s own ass (Golden Globes) or watch Los Angeles blow up in smoke (24). Watching the two simultaneously made for one Hollywood centric night. More after the jump.

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Last night middle America had the oppotunity to watch Los Angeles blow smoke up it’s own ass (Golden Globes) or watch it blow up in smoke (24). Watching the two simultaneously made for one Hollywood-centric night. While watching the red carpet pre-show on E!, I saw the first Hollywood snub to the flyover states as Jeremy and Joyce Piven were cut off mid-sentence (talking with Bill Rancic’s fiance) to jump to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s interview with Ryan Seacreast. At least Joyce was telling a cute story about how active Jeremy was in the womb (no joke)! Angelina just stared at Seacreast with disgust as there were no landmines within 20 miles to disarm.

Oops, it’s 7pm. Switch to 24. The show is rapid fire as I realize that the cast of 24 is up for best show opposite their season premiere. Pretty cool for them.

Switch to GG. Helen Mirren is the first of SEVERAL Brits to win an award from the Hollywood Foreign Press. Suspicious? I say yes.

Switch to 24. Chloe scowls and Kumar takes his neighbors hostage. No way!

Switch to GG. Meryl Streep wins for Devil Wears Prada. If I were her agent I would try to get her the lead terrorist role on the next season of 24.

Switch to 24. What is Curtis’ problem??? He needs to zip it up so they can get on with the mission!

Switch to GG. What is Warren Beatty’s problem??? He needs to wrap it up so they can get on with the show!

Switch to 24. Jack loses himself after shooting Curtis in the face. How can he continue?

Switch to GG. Leo DiCaprio loses twice in the Best Actor Category. How can he continue?

Switch to 24. The terrorist they were trying to let go …. escaped?! He was supposed to be let go, NOT escape!!!

Swich to GG. 24 loses out to a Grey’s Anatomy.

Swtich to 24. A nulcear bomb is set of in Los Angeles.

I think they had two endings on deck. Since they lost the GG, America saw the city go up in smoke. If they had won, the episode would have ended with Curtis and Jack hosting the Rose Bowl Parade in Pasadena because they had apprehended Meryl Streep in the nick of time.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go try and find the end of Joyce Piven’s heartwarming Evanston story on YouTube…

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