Imperial Probe Droid Says

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“Have a seat right there, hun. There ya go. So, how do you want it? Okay . . . four and a half, we don’t have a four and a half. Four okay? Sure, hun. Wanna keep the waves on the top or thin those out a little? Got it. Wait — here’s what we’ll do, hun. I’ll use the thinning shears and then pickle the top of the ends with the regular trimmers. Oh, a pickle . . . it’s like . . . well, it’s like when you thin the hair with a regular pair of household scissors. That’s how you cutta pickle — what’s that? No, that’s Baby Luigi, he’s my youngest nephew. I can’t have kids. That’s okay, hun. Now let’s get you to the sink!”

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“Have a seat right there, hun. There ya go. So, how do you want it? Okay . . . four and a half, we don’t have a four and a half. Four okay? Sure, hun. Wanna keep the waves on the top or thin those out a little? Got it. Wait — here’s what we’ll do, hun. I’ll use the thinning shears and then pickle the top of the ends with the regular trimmers. Oh, a pickle . . . it’s like . . . well, it’s like when you thin the hair with a regular pair of household scissors. That’s how you cutta pickle — what’s that? No, that’s Baby Luigi, he’s my youngest nephew. I can’t have kids. That’s okay, hun. Now let’s get you to the sink!”

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“Have a seat right there, hun. There ya go. So, how do you want it? Okay . . . four and a half, we don’t have a four and a half. Four okay? Sure, hun. Wanna keep the waves on the top or thin those out a little? Got it. Wait — here’s what we’ll do, hun. I’ll use the thinning shears and then pickle the top of the ends with the regular trimmers. Oh, a pickle . . . it’s like . . . well, it’s like when you thin the hair with a regular pair of household scissors. That’s how you cutta pickle — what’s that? No, that’s Baby Luigi, he’s my youngest nephew. I can’t have kids. That’s okay, hun. Now let’s get you to the sink!”

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